The Rambling Blue Owl is 1 year old today!!! 12 months and 25 posts, both in English and French! O dear reader, all the things we’ve been through together!! We’ve been to Hell and back in the beautiful plains of Iceland… You’ve watched me adopt a pet Xenomorph. You followed me to a Single’s Party, […]
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Three Little Pigs
After the terrible date with the wolf, I wasn’t feeling like my usual cheery self at all. Nothing will illustrate my state of mind better than me telling you the story of me telling little Jimmy the story of the Three Little Pigs. My friend Muffin the Hamster invited me to dinner one evening, very […]
Merry Christmas!!
Deck you Tyrex friend with holly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ‘Tis the season to be jolly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our pickle barrel Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Troll the Ancient wears apparel Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. He’s not blazing nude before us. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Strike the harp and join the chorus. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
The Date – Part 2
I softly close the door of the bathroom behind me and let out a huge sigh of relief. My first impulse is to look for windows or doors or traps, anything by which I could escape. Nothing. “I wouldn’t have done it anyway, I say out loud. That wouldn’t have been nice.” I look at […]
The Date – Part 1
Remember, dear reader, the Owl prepared herself for a date a while ago? Well, here is the report of the event. “Hello ! Hi ! Ho ! Hehehe.” Yes, I’m somewhat nervous. I start by apologizing profusely, with such a torrent of words that I’m quite sure he has no idea what happened to me. […]
Fiction: The Owl prepares for a Date
As you know (because you’ve read The Singles Party), your favorite Owl is single. So single that I only sleep in a diagonal starfish. So single that, when I sleep in a diagonal starfish, I can put both feet out on each side of the duvet when it’s too hot in the room. What I […]
The Singles Party
I have a very dear friend who is a Paradise Bird. She sings, she flutters around and does millions of things with other birds and all sorts of creatures really. She organizes Singles parties. Now dear reader, you don’t know me very well, but I am a very single Owl. I am so single that […]