After the terrible date with the wolf, I wasn’t feeling like my usual cheery self at all. Nothing will illustrate my state of mind better than me telling you the story of me telling little Jimmy the story of the Three Little Pigs. My friend Muffin the Hamster invited me to dinner one evening, very […]
Humor
The Date – Part 2
I softly close the door of the bathroom behind me and let out a huge sigh of relief. My first impulse is to look for windows or doors or traps, anything by which I could escape. Nothing. “I wouldn’t have done it anyway, I say out loud. That wouldn’t have been nice.” I look at […]
The Date – Part 1
Remember, dear reader, the Owl prepared herself for a date a while ago? Well, here is the report of the event. “Hello ! Hi ! Ho ! Hehehe.” Yes, I’m somewhat nervous. I start by apologizing profusely, with such a torrent of words that I’m quite sure he has no idea what happened to me. […]
Basil
Today, I have a tragic story for you, dear reader. A story which doesn’t put me in the most flattering of lights. I accidentally tortured, mutilated, and killed many potted plants. Now, don’t shudder and please don’t stop reading, measure your outrage! I work very hard today to make amends for my terrible deeds. The […]
The Singles Party
I have a very dear friend who is a Paradise Bird. She sings, she flutters around and does millions of things with other birds and all sorts of creatures really. She organizes Singles parties. Now dear reader, you don’t know me very well, but I am a very single Owl. I am so single that […]
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How to take care of a Baby Xenomorph
So, you just found a tiny baby Xenomorph, and are googling some information. Welcome to my well-informed How-to-take-care-of-a-baby-Xenomorph quick guide! First, I must seriously advise you to leave the creature as much as possible in its natural habitat, with its mom, but I quite understand that it is sometimes difficult. For example: Did it burst […]