Deck you Tyrex friend with holly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ‘Tis the season to be jolly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our pickle barrel Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Troll the Ancient wears apparel Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. He’s not blazing nude before us. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Strike the harp and join the chorus. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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Fiction: The Owl prepares for a Date
As you know (because you’ve read The Singles Party), your favorite Owl is single. So single that I only sleep in a diagonal starfish. So single that, when I sleep in a diagonal starfish, I can put both feet out on each side of the duvet when it’s too hot in the room. What I […]
The Singles Party
I have a very dear friend who is a Paradise Bird. She sings, she flutters around and does millions of things with other birds and all sorts of creatures really. She organizes Singles parties. Now dear reader, you don’t know me very well, but I am a very single Owl. I am so single that […]
How to be a Viking
Now comes the day where I proved my worth as a Viking. As seen in a Reykjavik store Did I plan my horseback riding tour just to be able to say to my friends that I met a handsome Icelander and watch the hope and joy fade from their eyes when I show them a picture […]
Reykjavik
Behold, ladies and gentlemen, the story of my great trip to Iceland. This was redacted more than one year after the facts, so it’s quite possible that time blurred some memories… Especially the troll attacks. It may have been a dream or too much Brennivin*… *Brennivin is a tasty Icelandic aquavit I tried to use […]