Friends, fall is here!! Isn’t it wonderful? Fall is the most beautiful season of all. I love Fall. It smells good, looks good, is neither too hot or too cold, you don’t get eaten by wild mosquitoes nor by crazy famished squirrels. Some of you may feel somewhat depressed because fall is the beginning of […]
Ramblings
Basil
Today, I have a tragic story for you, dear reader. A story which doesn’t put me in the most flattering of lights. I accidentally tortured, mutilated, and killed many potted plants. Now, don’t shudder and please don’t stop reading, measure your outrage! I work very hard today to make amends for my terrible deeds. The […]
Fiction: The Owl prepares for a Date
As you know (because you’ve read The Singles Party), your favorite Owl is single. So single that I only sleep in a diagonal starfish. So single that, when I sleep in a diagonal starfish, I can put both feet out on each side of the duvet when it’s too hot in the room. What I […]
The Singles Party
I have a very dear friend who is a Paradise Bird. She sings, she flutters around and does millions of things with other birds and all sorts of creatures really. She organizes Singles parties. Now dear reader, you don’t know me very well, but I am a very single Owl. I am so single that […]
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How to take care of a Baby Xenomorph
So, you just found a tiny baby Xenomorph, and are googling some information. Welcome to my well-informed How-to-take-care-of-a-baby-Xenomorph quick guide! First, I must seriously advise you to leave the creature as much as possible in its natural habitat, with its mom, but I quite understand that it is sometimes difficult. For example: Did it burst […]
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Wonder Woman !!
Did you see Wonder Woman ? I loved it ! It made feel like a Wonder Owl ! Fight scenes are fantastic and made me want to get up and power-scream in the movie theater ! Also, I laughed and went Wooow a lot. It made me realize that, at the very bottom of my […]