Remember, dear reader, the Owl prepared herself for a date a while ago? Well, here is the report of the event. “Hello ! Hi ! Ho ! Hehehe.” Yes, I’m somewhat nervous. I start by apologizing profusely, with such a torrent of words that I’m quite sure he has no idea what happened to me. […]
Everyday Owl
The everyday adventures of the Owl in between ramblings, and her friends
Fall
Friends, fall is here!! Isn’t it wonderful? Fall is the most beautiful season of all. I love Fall. It smells good, looks good, is neither too hot or too cold, you don’t get eaten by wild mosquitoes nor by crazy famished squirrels. Some of you may feel somewhat depressed because fall is the beginning of […]
Basil
Today, I have a tragic story for you, dear reader. A story which doesn’t put me in the most flattering of lights. I accidentally tortured, mutilated, and killed many potted plants. Now, don’t shudder and please don’t stop reading, measure your outrage! I work very hard today to make amends for my terrible deeds. The […]
Fiction: The Owl prepares for a Date
As you know (because you’ve read The Singles Party), your favorite Owl is single. So single that I only sleep in a diagonal starfish. So single that, when I sleep in a diagonal starfish, I can put both feet out on each side of the duvet when it’s too hot in the room. What I […]
The Singles Party
I have a very dear friend who is a Paradise Bird. She sings, she flutters around and does millions of things with other birds and all sorts of creatures really. She organizes Singles parties. Now dear reader, you don’t know me very well, but I am a very single Owl. I am so single that […]