Friends, fall is here!! Isn’t it wonderful? Fall is the most beautiful season of all. I love Fall. It smells good, looks good, is neither too hot or too cold, you don’t get eaten by wild mosquitoes nor by crazy famished squirrels. Some of you may feel somewhat depressed because fall is the beginning of […]
Month: September 2017
Basil
Today, I have a tragic story for you, dear reader. A story which doesn’t put me in the most flattering of lights. I accidentally tortured, mutilated, and killed many potted plants. Now, don’t shudder and please don’t stop reading, measure your outrage! I work very hard today to make amends for my terrible deeds. The […]
Fiction: The Owl prepares for a Date
As you know (because you’ve read The Singles Party), your favorite Owl is single. So single that I only sleep in a diagonal starfish. So single that, when I sleep in a diagonal starfish, I can put both feet out on each side of the duvet when it’s too hot in the room. What I […]