I have a very dear friend who is a Paradise Bird. She sings, she flutters around and does millions of things with other birds and all sorts of creatures really. She organizes Singles parties. Now dear reader, you don’t know me very well, but I am a very single Owl. I am so single that […]
Month: August 2017
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How to take care of a Baby Xenomorph
So, you just found a tiny baby Xenomorph, and are googling some information. Welcome to my well-informed How-to-take-care-of-a-baby-Xenomorph quick guide! First, I must seriously advise you to leave the creature as much as possible in its natural habitat, with its mom, but I quite understand that it is sometimes difficult. For example: Did it burst […]